lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

Every time my phone buzzes I hope it’s you missing me.
it never is. (via savannahblair)

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If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks